... okay, okay, so it probably isn't teh zombeh. It's the aftermath of the fifth of Captain Morgan I downed last night. What can I say, we hadn't been properly drunk in an entire week! It's horrible. I don't know how people live like this. ... I'm just kidding, guys. Sort of. 

But really I am. HomeTown is just so gods-forsaken boring that you really are reduced to 3 possibilities when it comes to amusing yourself: sex, alcohol, drugs. Since I'm painfully anti-drug (thank you, N), I only have 2. Since I don't enjoy dating within the HomeTown dating pool (thank you again, N), I only have 1. 

Discoveries Made Last Night
-Kel looks like Frodo Baggins when he hasn't had a haircut for a while. 
-PartyBoy really cannot handle vodka. 
-Kel's little mini-suv Tracker can pull a truck out of a ditch. 
-Summer and Trouble have NO FILTER on their brains after a fifth of Captain.
-PartyBoy and Kel's MySpace passwords. (Not that we'd ever use them...)


Overheard Last Night
Draco: (watching Trouble and my creative reinterpretation of the rules of Presidents and Assholes) "You can't DO that!" 
Me: "Can too." 
PartyBoy: "Did you not hear the name of this game? It's called 'They Win', dude." 
Draco: "NO! No. You can't do that." 
Strider: "Just give up. They aren't last and that's what matters to them. Rules aren't applying." 
Me: "We win!" 
Draco: *sigh* "Good thing you're cute." 

Draco: *is question master* "Why'd you do that?" 
Me: "Why must you ask stupid questions?" I'm usually the faultlessly polite one, but Draco's questioning was bothersome. He had decided that since Trouble kept falling for it, I clearly would have to.
Draco: "Ah-hah! You answered! Drink!" 
Me: "Can you not recognize a question?" 
... *this goes on for a while* ... 
Draco: "What are you doing?" 
Me: "Why do your eyes not work?" 
Draco: *continues* 
Me: *is bored of this game* 
PartyBoy: "Someone get me popcorn.."
Draco: "What did you just say. Summer?" 
Me: "When did you develop this hearing problem?" 
Draco: "What was that?" 
Me: "When are you going to stop asking stupid questions?" 
Draco: "Why would you say that?" 
Me: "Will your new brain be arriving soon?" 
PartyBoy: *jaw hits floor* "..." 
Draco: "Whose turn is it?" 
Me: "Wouldn't you know if you only had a brain? ... Will someone draw a !*$&#*@ queen?" 
PartyBoy: *falls over laughing* 
Me: "... I loathe you." 

There was another segment of conversation as Megara, Trouble and I discussed 'The Rabbit' and sex in general, totally forgetting we had an audience of four males. Oops. 

Trouble's mom was scandalized today as we related some of the arguments and debates that we routinely get into with the boys. It's nothing to have people on their feet, shouting and cursing (all in total fun mind you, they'll be laughing at the same time) and then all the table will be yelling back, Trouble or I leading it. Trouble's mom is of the opinion that we should just agree with them. Good grief. How boring would that be?

hmm... trouble's going to be here any minute. We're starting the party tonight a bit late. We have a couple more fifths of Captain, some Hypnotic, and some vodka. We should be pretty good.